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Wrestling fans around the world are gradually becoming less and less easy to please. With the numbers of spectators declining and interest being turned away from the entire sports entertainment scene, THQ have come up with a new way in which to sell their grappling based sports game for Next Gen Consoles.

That's right, exclusive from X06 we bring to you the new and improved "Ring entrances". Now literally meaning "The entry of a mans anus with a big cock", THQ say they have literally "quadrupled the number of penises of any given male wrestler to create a whole new aspect to game play". We're not sure how the newly implemented system will work, but we're literally shitting our pants with excitement.

More soon as we look at how games like Perfect Dark can be made better, by simply turning off your games console.