Review: Xbox 360 Dashboard update 2000

Pros:

1.)Marketplace no longer takes three hours to load.
2.)Viva Pinata is now available to play without the disc.
3.)It is possible to design a highly realistic Peter Molyneux avatar, complete with authentic clothing.



Cons:

1.)Everything on the Marketplace costs twenty pounds.
2.)Viva Pinata costs twenty pounds.
3.)Molyneux's shirts cost twenty pounds.

Oh, and you're constantly reminded that you've completed King Kong.

6/10

Sam Fisher Has Been Identified!

I bet you thought Sam Fisher was a secret agent, performing life-threatening operations in the Middle East didn't you? Guess again!

Of course! This whole time it was just cheeky chappy Fred Durst from 'The Beatles'. Another case solved, and another update to add to the number of things that aren't worth clicking on.

Welcome back everyone!

Hitman Sequel In The Making

I know, I know, it's been fucking ages - but hopefully this update is distasteful enough for you all to forgive me.

Also: It was supposed to be about an X-Men sequel after finding a rather excellent photo of her in a wheelchair, but then I forgot where I'd seen it so this is going to have to do :(

Remember kids: God hates racists.