Q.) What did Nintendo do in their toilet?
A.) They drew a picture of a boat.
Friday, April 28, 2006
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Final Fan-girls round the clock coverage!
I wonder how many of these we can do before the internet just folds in on itself and doesn't let us touch it anymore?
Well, here we are again with another 'interesting' plunge into the depths of Japanese videogame culture. As you can see from the photograph above, this time it's to the 'Square Enix Show Case'; a paradise for lonely white men who came to Japan to pick up naive Japanese women.
And here's the case itself. Wow, that really is quite showy - you too can look like Tidus/Mr T for a mere 580 dollars. We were going to buy it, until a rival crew burst in and gang banged us on the spot, before grabbing the 'rocks that we got' and taking off around the 'block'.
Now, this is more our price range - plastic figurines of games we know very little about. In fact, we once did a cross comparison of Gundam and Front Mission, the results of which turned out positive. And now they're all dead.
The main attraction of the 'show case' is this. A life-sized replica (well, we assume it's a replica) of Sephiroth set into the floor incased in Mako (well, we assumed it was Mako). Note the surrounding women as they praise his body, kiss his feet and stare on in shock as they discover the boulder has been rolled away from the opening of the tomb. This went on for quite some time...
and on...
And on, until we got so bored that when the area actually cleared, the only photo we could be bothered taking was this one:
Shhh, daddy's got a suprise for you.
Well, here we are again with another 'interesting' plunge into the depths of Japanese videogame culture. As you can see from the photograph above, this time it's to the 'Square Enix Show Case'; a paradise for lonely white men who came to Japan to pick up naive Japanese women.
And here's the case itself. Wow, that really is quite showy - you too can look like Tidus/Mr T for a mere 580 dollars. We were going to buy it, until a rival crew burst in and gang banged us on the spot, before grabbing the 'rocks that we got' and taking off around the 'block'.
Now, this is more our price range - plastic figurines of games we know very little about. In fact, we once did a cross comparison of Gundam and Front Mission, the results of which turned out positive. And now they're all dead.
The main attraction of the 'show case' is this. A life-sized replica (well, we assume it's a replica) of Sephiroth set into the floor incased in Mako (well, we assumed it was Mako). Note the surrounding women as they praise his body, kiss his feet and stare on in shock as they discover the boulder has been rolled away from the opening of the tomb. This went on for quite some time...
and on...
And on, until we got so bored that when the area actually cleared, the only photo we could be bothered taking was this one:
Shhh, daddy's got a suprise for you.
Monday, April 10, 2006
Final Fantasy 12 Coverage: The Final Straw.
Forget all that shite, we found something even better!
Is that...I think it is...A PSP! But wait...is that...Oh good lord....A GIRL!
This is probably the best day anybody has ever had EVER.
(This may well be the lowest point we've ever reached with regards to the site, we fully apologise and wish for you all to know that we don't usually stand outside Starbucks spying on women, we've just not been very well lately. Love you xxx)
Is that...I think it is...A PSP! But wait...is that...Oh good lord....A GIRL!
This is probably the best day anybody has ever had EVER.
(This may well be the lowest point we've ever reached with regards to the site, we fully apologise and wish for you all to know that we don't usually stand outside Starbucks spying on women, we've just not been very well lately. Love you xxx)
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