Here's a screen shot.
Rumour has it that in order to play the Playstation 4 and Xbox 720 you'll actually be required to wear sun glasses to prevent blindness.We're going to look so fucking cool.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Next-Gen Turok in "Shiny" shocker.
No it's not being developed by Shiny (you idiots) it just is incredibly shiny. Much like Perfect Dark Zero, the Xbox 360's Shinifier has been pushed to it's maximum ability creating environments and character models a whopping 15 times shinier than the last generation.
Here's a screen shot.
Rumour has it that in order to play the Playstation 4 and Xbox 720 you'll actually be required to wear sun glasses to prevent blindness.
We're going to look so fucking cool.
Here's a screen shot.
Rumour has it that in order to play the Playstation 4 and Xbox 720 you'll actually be required to wear sun glasses to prevent blindness.We're going to look so fucking cool.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
New Burnout!
Let's have a look at a screen shot shall we?
Well that looks...looks...well it looks like Burnout Revenge. What's the difference you ask?
Well it's called Burnout Domination isn't it, which means instead of getting revenge on you rivals, you have to dominate them with leather whips and stuff. It'll probably feature music by Bloc Party and My Chemical Romance and maybe even The Ordinary Boys.
It's coming out on PS2 and PSP, so we're guessing the target audience are chavs, and poor people who can't afford to buy into this generation.
We'll be keeping up to date with Burnout Domination as more info comes in, but for now, here's the press release for Burnout Revenge with the dates and key-words changed.
Burnout Domination lets gamers rip through rush hour traffic and lay waste to scores of rubbernecking roadhogs [ooh nice use of alliteration] in an over-the-top scene of vehicular mayhem. The game is currently in development by Criterion Games for the PlayStation®2 computer entertainment system and PSP® video game system from SONY.
Burnout Domination is the sequel to 2005's award-winning Burnout REVENGE, which in [MONTH] this year won NO BAFTA Awards because it was shite, 50 Cent Bullet Proof won Best Racing and Best PS2 game categories, as well as being crowned Best PS2 game at the Joystick Awards 2004 [Because it's run by twats].
In addition to tricked out new race, crash and road rage modes, Burnout Revenge takes the series' blistering speed and spectacular destruction to dizzying new heights [TOO MANY WORDS THANKS] with an all-new Revenge mode, challenging gamers to battle the clock and unleash their frustrations on rush hour traffic [WANKING].
EA will debut Burnout DOMINATION at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles on [DOESN'T EXIST ANY MORE LOSERS], 2007.
Well that looks...looks...well it looks like Burnout Revenge. What's the difference you ask?Well it's called Burnout Domination isn't it, which means instead of getting revenge on you rivals, you have to dominate them with leather whips and stuff. It'll probably feature music by Bloc Party and My Chemical Romance and maybe even The Ordinary Boys.
It's coming out on PS2 and PSP, so we're guessing the target audience are chavs, and poor people who can't afford to buy into this generation.
We'll be keeping up to date with Burnout Domination as more info comes in, but for now, here's the press release for Burnout Revenge with the dates and key-words changed.
EA DELIVERS CRUSHING VEHICULAR PAYBACK IN BURNOUT DOMINATION
Players Rip Through Traffic and Settle the Score In the Sequel to 2007's Racing Game of the Year
Chertsey, Surrey, UK – April 4, 2005 – According to the 2007 Urban Mobility Report by the Texas Transportation Institute, U.S. commuters endured 3.5 billion hours of traffic delays in 2002, at a cost of more than $63.2 billion. It's hell on the highway and Electronic Arts (NASDAQ: ERTS) today announced plans to let gamers live out their wildest commuter fantasies this [SOON] with Burnout DominationTM.Burnout Domination lets gamers rip through rush hour traffic and lay waste to scores of rubbernecking roadhogs [ooh nice use of alliteration] in an over-the-top scene of vehicular mayhem. The game is currently in development by Criterion Games for the PlayStation®2 computer entertainment system and PSP® video game system from SONY.
Burnout Domination is the sequel to 2005's award-winning Burnout REVENGE, which in [MONTH] this year won NO BAFTA Awards because it was shite, 50 Cent Bullet Proof won Best Racing and Best PS2 game categories, as well as being crowned Best PS2 game at the Joystick Awards 2004 [Because it's run by twats].
In addition to tricked out new race, crash and road rage modes, Burnout Revenge takes the series' blistering speed and spectacular destruction to dizzying new heights [TOO MANY WORDS THANKS] with an all-new Revenge mode, challenging gamers to battle the clock and unleash their frustrations on rush hour traffic [WANKING].
EA will debut Burnout DOMINATION at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles on [DOESN'T EXIST ANY MORE LOSERS], 2007.
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