Review: Xbox 360 Dashboard update 2000

Pros:

1.)Marketplace no longer takes three hours to load.
2.)Viva Pinata is now available to play without the disc.
3.)It is possible to design a highly realistic Peter Molyneux avatar, complete with authentic clothing.



Cons:

1.)Everything on the Marketplace costs twenty pounds.
2.)Viva Pinata costs twenty pounds.
3.)Molyneux's shirts cost twenty pounds.

Oh, and you're constantly reminded that you've completed King Kong.

6/10

Sam Fisher Has Been Identified!

I bet you thought Sam Fisher was a secret agent, performing life-threatening operations in the Middle East didn't you? Guess again!

Of course! This whole time it was just cheeky chappy Fred Durst from 'The Beatles'. Another case solved, and another update to add to the number of things that aren't worth clicking on.

Welcome back everyone!

Hitman Sequel In The Making

I know, I know, it's been fucking ages - but hopefully this update is distasteful enough for you all to forgive me.

Also: It was supposed to be about an X-Men sequel after finding a rather excellent photo of her in a wheelchair, but then I forgot where I'd seen it so this is going to have to do :(

Remember kids: God hates racists.

Breaking News: Myspazz gets updated!

Hello all, as you've no doubt noticed I've not updated for a while. Seeing as nothing particularly monumental happened in the game industry during the months of October and November it seemed pointless putting anything up here.

But now that the festive season is upon us it seems appropriate at least say hello and wish you all the best during this, the month of Jesus Christ our saviour's birth.

To celebrate I've brought you something special:


Merry Christmas everyone!

Burnout Paradise Motorbike Patch: Review

It is Burnout with motorbikes, I say motorbikes plural - there are two bikes. Probably more if you bother to unlock something or other. Oh also night time.

7/10

Nintendo Toys In Penis Horror!

This definitely looks like a penis to me. I've been on the phone to my therapist and having seen the photo himself, he admits that even HE thinks it looks like a penis, so it's not just down to my obsession/phobia.

Sort it out Nintendo!

(Just to clarify, I coloured in the lower one.)

A Lesson In Marketing

Q.) If you have a massive expansion for one of the most popular games this generation that consists of hour upon hour of extra content, all the while retaining the same high quality of the original game - what would be the best way to advertise a price cut for said expansion?

A.) Apparently this:


This may well be an all time low.