Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Bratz Ponyz: Exciting new shot!
That's right, we've been given exclusive rights to the latest screen shot of The Game Factory's latest foot and mouth quarantine-o-thon;
The Game Factory announces Bratz PonyzTM on Nintendo DSTM!
Chertsey, United Kingdom – December 7th 2006: The Game Factory today announces the European release of Bratz Ponyz™ for the Nintendo DS in Summer 2007, allowing gamers to combine a hatred for farm-based viral diseases with every girl's love of maiming horses.
Appealing to gamers of all ages but specifically targeting the expanding agricultural professionals market, the game sees you arrive on the Ponyz archipelago to participate in the prestigious Ponyz Town culling. The competition takes place over a year and gives you the chance to experience the heart-ache of obliterating an entire farm, infected with foot and mouth disease. In addition, between each challenge you are completely free to explore the gorgeous tropical islands, just don't forget to disinfect your wellies!
The game allows you to
• Incinerate one of the 8 Bratz Ponyz™.
• Participate in the prestigious, "Ponyz Town Culling" which will develop your skills as a marksman and heartless bastard.
• Take care of your Ponyz hairstyle, by blowing the fuck out of it with automatic weaponry.
• Shop in Ponyz Town and collect everything related to agricultural warfare.
• Freely explore the Ponyz archipelago and fight against rabid mutant farm animals.
• Experience natural and intuitive game play, using the DS touchscreen feature.
• Play numerous mini-games integrated into the adventure.
• Compare your combos and exchange gun-fire with your friends via Wi Fi.
Bratz Ponyz™ is developed by NEKO Entertainment and published by The Game Factory
for Nintendo DS and is released across Europe in Summer 2007.
BRATZ PONYZTM CANTER INTO STORES SUMMER 2007
The Game Factory announces Bratz PonyzTM on Nintendo DSTM!
Chertsey, United Kingdom – December 7th 2006: The Game Factory today announces the European release of Bratz Ponyz™ for the Nintendo DS in Summer 2007, allowing gamers to combine a hatred for farm-based viral diseases with every girl's love of maiming horses.
Appealing to gamers of all ages but specifically targeting the expanding agricultural professionals market, the game sees you arrive on the Ponyz archipelago to participate in the prestigious Ponyz Town culling. The competition takes place over a year and gives you the chance to experience the heart-ache of obliterating an entire farm, infected with foot and mouth disease. In addition, between each challenge you are completely free to explore the gorgeous tropical islands, just don't forget to disinfect your wellies!
The game allows you to
• Incinerate one of the 8 Bratz Ponyz™.
• Participate in the prestigious, "Ponyz Town Culling" which will develop your skills as a marksman and heartless bastard.
• Take care of your Ponyz hairstyle, by blowing the fuck out of it with automatic weaponry.
• Shop in Ponyz Town and collect everything related to agricultural warfare.
• Freely explore the Ponyz archipelago and fight against rabid mutant farm animals.
• Experience natural and intuitive game play, using the DS touchscreen feature.
• Play numerous mini-games integrated into the adventure.
• Compare your combos and exchange gun-fire with your friends via Wi Fi.
Bratz Ponyz™ is developed by NEKO Entertainment and published by The Game Factory
for Nintendo DS and is released across Europe in Summer 2007.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Remember that fake Peter Molyneux account we made on Myspace?
Don't worry, we wouldn't either.
Anyway, it seems it got deleted this morning, so some humourless wanker must've reported us.
Still, rather this than going to court, eh?
Anyway, it seems it got deleted this morning, so some humourless wanker must've reported us.
Still, rather this than going to court, eh?
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Some Hotel Dusk screenshots I meant to put on here about a month ago
I finished the game this morning, so that reminded me.
And that's how you finish the game.
And that's how you finish the game.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
HMV have lost the plot!
Having sold our last bag of weed to some hyperactive 7 year olds for 20 quid, we headed down to HMV to pre-order a PS3, which we would later be swapping for more weed.
Imagine our horror when we discovered that to simply pre-order a console it was going to cost us 100 pounds!
Poor HMV, they really haven't got a clue have they?
Imagine our horror when we discovered that to simply pre-order a console it was going to cost us 100 pounds!
Poor HMV, they really haven't got a clue have they?
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Ideas for new Medal of Honour game.
Dear EA,
Please change this:
To this:
Lots of love
The Myspazz boyz.
xxx
Please change this:
To this:
Lots of love
The Myspazz boyz.
xxx
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