Monday, April 21, 2008

Grand Theft Auto: Attack of the Clones

Just over a week to go until the imminent release of GTA4, so I thought I'd remind you of what you could be playing if you save your money and wait just a little bit longer.

Saint's Row 2!



Like GTA except... well it's like GTA but it has more focus on... Right, it's like GTA.

This is Vegas!



It's like GTA except it's set in Las Vegas - something which no Grand Theft Auto has ever done. Except maybe San Andreas. Oh.

The Wheel Man (Wheelman?)



No it's not about a super-hero shaped like a wheel, it's the newest game from Vin Diseasel. You play a man who has to drive a car really fast - and possibly furiously - through Barcelona. The catch? You can actually get out and roam the world on foot in third person! Imagine that!

Despite the rather obvious dose of sarcasm there is one area in which these games blow GTA4 out of the water.

None of them feature Ricky Gervais.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Seriously, the lack of Ricky Gervais gets my vote.

God I love this blog. So much.