Wednesday, August 23, 2006

PSP mock-a-thon!

If you were a highflying executive at one of the world's largest electronics companies, and your biggest rival had just released a pink version of their top selling console to entice the much ignored demographic of gays, poofs, fruits and possibly women - what would you do?

The exact same thing of course!

Here's several (two) jokes we thought up to celebrate the occasion:

1.

Q: What's long, hard and pink and confuses women?

A: A NEW PINK PSP OF COURSE!

2.

Q: What video games console does pop transvestite "pink" like the most?

A: A NEW PINK PSP OF COURSE!*

Come back next month/year when we re-publish all those wii jokes we read at the Gamespot forums.


*This might not be true, she probably thinks PSP is some kind of hallucinogenic pill.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those crappy emo fags might like one as well, although there are no serrated edges to cut tram lines on their wrists... fucking nobcheeses...

Anonymous said...

Hello!

This is good!

Carry on updating, and stop not updating!

I still want to see the second part of the Hitman: Blood Money thing. I want it to go on forever.

Anonymous said...

Why does everything pink have to mean it's for girls?

I am a girl, and infact, I would rather have any other colour than pink for my PSP!

Anonymous said...

How about you loosers stop uing socially unacceptable and prejudice names for people! Who the fuck cares whatever the hell your talking about i dont even know why im on this site i just wanted to comment on how horrible you all are. And i hope you do the world a favor and slit your wrists along with your derogatory veiws of the world!

Ian said...

Hello fans!

Anonymous said...

Transvestites are people too you know!! (Not like I care, but The Rocky Horror Show is on my top ten film list) & I'm going to compleatly ignore your women insult because I infact have a black PSP

Ian said...

Racist.