He must've done at some point, anyway. Because we found it yesterday. Look!
Sadly, it's just some skanky back-street in an awful town called Northwich. The entire town has actually been sinking into the ground for a number of years now, apparently due to the FAMOUS SALT-MINES underneath. My theory is that the town is descending to its rightful place in Hell itself, but there you go.
Still - makes you wonder what the queen's playing at, doesn't it? She goes out of her way to give Wallace and Gromit posh suburban cul-de-sacs, and yet Sir Molyneux gets a dank little corner in a backwards town where you can't get any phone signal unless you're on Orange.
Sort it, Queenie.
2 comments:
These scathing comments about my home town made my cry.
You're fucking horrid, Sean. :(
northwich? thats almost norwich.
i bet he would be so so proud
x
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