Right, imagine there's a tiny little bird.
Yeah, he'll do.
And he thinks he's ace, right. He's never seen any other birds. But he's seen other animals - and they're shit! I mean, they can't even fly! So he spends his days happily poncing about, accepting his shortcomings but also knowing what makes him special.
Then, he meets an eagle.
"SCREEEEEEEEEE!!", says the eagle.
The little bird realised that his arrogance had blinded him to the truth - there were much better birds than he! And the eagle swooped down on him, and within moments, this was all that was left:
And THAT is what my FUCKING SELF-ESTEEM looks like.
6 comments:
Hahaha, your will power sucks Shawn. Stupid bird, see, idiots in Virgin are crap.
The only real reason I felt compelled to post was because you threw up such a fit about the MM thing.
that is one hell of an extended metaphor
have you been on the party rings again.
populous is the sex, i played it again last night
become peter molenyeux again! all my friends were well impressed.
i'm scared that you have fans. do they know you're uggers?
oh, nice bird story by the way. hope you feel better soon, chimpfeatz
uggers?
eh?
we all want a piece of the Molenyeux love pie. hell yes.
Ah, but Skez knows our true identities.
skez
stupid name
fans are good
again, what are uggers?
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