SCi make special announcement about special Tomb Raider: Special.

SCi have announced that a 'special' Tomb Raider game is to be released later this year, in order to help celebrate the franchise's tenth anniversary.

Assuming they're not stupid enough to mean Tomb Raider Legend, this means there will be two Tomb Raider games released this year, equalling twice the usual amount of penile chafing.

Upon hearing about the tenth anniversary, it came to our attention that Lara is therefore technically ten years old. This means we still have two more years' worth of reliable masturbation material before she loses all appeal.

There was going to be an image here of Lara Croft saying something really really funny, like "Would you just look at my big round tits?". But we've decided to take a far more literary approach to this year's gaming, and also, we had our hands full.

Full with our cocks.