Johnny Apocalypse goes outside.

Hello, last friday I travelled to the north of England to a place called "Edinburgh", here I did many interesting and perfectly normal human things, some of which I documented with my "digital camera". Here are the "best" bits:

Most people will notice this as the open hair-pin on the first Edinburgh race of Project Gotham 2. It's possible to recreate the in-game experience by making car noises with your mouth and running really fast. Sometimes passers by will shout "KUDOS".

This is Edinburgh castle, most people should recognise it from both Mickey Mouse and the Castle of Illusion and Return to Castle Wolfenstein. The majority don't realise that both are based on this same castle, the big hint is the Disney logo and the swastika on the flag.

Edinburgh has Black people too. This ones checking out the Bus routes. He's probably laced with bombs.

This is a monument for a guy called Scot. At first I assumed it was a replica of the central pillar of Warlock from the Halo 2 maps pack, but afterwards realised how silly I was. It's obviously the Demon Cathedral from Dead or Alive 2.

Edinburgh also has depressed girls with low self esteem who think wearing black fishnets and punching holes in various parts of their bodies will give their lives more meaning. Little do they realise that all they need is Katamari Damacy.

On the way back to the train I passed a large screen announcing Mo Mowlem's death. This made me sad as he was my favourite rapper.