Make Your Own Wii Zapper!

Don't have any money?

Can't justify spending £20 on what appears to be little more than a bit of plastic and a few half-arsed mini games?

Have little else to do with your time other than sit outside Peter Molyneux's house with a Digital SLR and a raging hard-on?

Well now you can get creative with the Myspazz guide to making your own Wii Zapper.

What you will need:

1.) A Wii remote
2.) Lego
3.) An abundance of glitter pens and tissue paper

What to do:

Make a gun shape with the lego, put the Wii remote in it and then cover with glitter and tissue paper.

As you can see, I ran out of glitter and tissue paper after making a valentine's card for my mum. To make up for this I included a window from a Lego house to act as a sight - just like on Call of Duty 4 - which will make you look twice as cool when using it.

Now go and buy Ghost Squad.