Interesting New Franchise From Codemasters

Pee-SP is the fantastic new pro-urinating sim for sony's soon to be slim/lite handheld. A release date is yet to be confirmed.

God Of War 3 in Panty Flaunting Shocker!

This is exactly the kind of degradation that's encouraging David Cameron to continue his existence.

Ban this filth now!

Hello? Hello? Are we dead yet mother?

Sadly not my beloved ones, at least I'm not anyway. No, I have been away you see, far away to a land where only the bravest of men have been. I'm talking about Tokyo.


Good eh? I know what you're all thinking, and I was thinking it to - but it won't fit and it'll only end up in tears.

Regardless, I'm sure you're all aware of the main reason for this year's Tokyo visit, and I can now proudly reveal what you've been waiting a whole year for;

Xbox 360 Lounge Update!

You may recall that a year ago our beloved cafe/overly expensive bar had been flattened into what could only be described as a "car park". It therefore gives me great pleasure to announce that there'll be no more car-ing on this park - BEHOLD:

"What is it?" you say? Well I don't really know. But just look at all the lovely cranes! It's like that scene from James Bond, when Bond is reaching for his watch because he thinks it's time for Doctor Who, but Blofeld thinks he's going to laser him, so he distracts Bond with one of those fold up paper fortune telling things, only for bond to open the flap and say "You will marry a man named Kieron Pinball".

More photos:


It's probably just going to be another cafe. They do that in Japan, pull down an entire building and then replace it with the exact same one. Sometimes they move the stairs or the toilets, but that's literally it.


Is that meant to say gay? Because Galy isn't really a word now is it? Is it?


Whatever it's going to be it will be filled with lashings of hot luxuary. You can read it better if you turn your monitor on its side. Unless of course you have a broken neck, and then it's probably fine.

That's all for this update folks, sorry we've been a bit rubbish lately, but Glass Museum doesn't love you. I love you though, so keep reading this, because if you stop my family will die.

Kisses.

Another one of those rubbish Sudoku things.

PaRappa The Rapper for the PSP generation

First thing we're going to do with the GO!Cam

Hitman movie: Exclusive on-set photo!

As you can see, the film-makers are taking no liberties with the Hitman license, and Timothy Olyphant, pictured above, is looking absolutely hot-shit as Agent 47. Personally, we can't wait to see him shove an innocent council worker into the back of a garbage truck!

Is Operation Flashpoint really the most realistic war game ever?

Things we're going to shoot in GTA 4: Part 1

Pigeons!

Tomb Raider Anniversary: Everybody's Celebrating!

Hopefully now they'll stop fucking around and make a decent sequel.

Pokemon Diamond/Pearl - Finally A Pokemon for the 50 Cent Generation.

Exclusive Fable 2 GDC screenshot!

Wheel of Fortune 2 - Spinning on to PC This Spring

PS3's "Home": Set to re-create the real world.

"Baby in a Rucksack Mode" Added to Battlefield

Sim City DS: Just like real life.

It's about time the DS saw some realism. More of this please.

More secret WarioWare forms revealed!

Secret "form" discovered in Wario Ware: Smooth Moves.

...Slow weekend.

This is what we do when we're not drawing cocks on things.

Bratz Ponyz: Exciting new shot!

That's right, we've been given exclusive rights to the latest screen shot of The Game Factory's latest foot and mouth quarantine-o-thon;

BRATZ PONYZ^TM CANTER INTO STORES SUMMER 2007

The Game Factory announces Bratz Ponyz^TM on Nintendo DS^TM!

Chertsey, United Kingdom – December 7th 2006: The Game Factory today announces the European release of Bratz Ponyz™ for the Nintendo DS in Summer 2007, allowing gamers to combine a hatred for farm-based viral diseases with every girl's love of maiming horses.

Appealing to gamers of all ages but specifically targeting the expanding agricultural professionals market, the game sees you arrive on the Ponyz archipelago to participate in the prestigious Ponyz Town culling. The competition takes place over a year and gives you the chance to experience the heart-ache of obliterating an entire farm, infected with foot and mouth disease. In addition, between each challenge you are completely free to explore the gorgeous tropical islands, just don't forget to disinfect your wellies!

The game allows you to

• Incinerate one of the 8 Bratz Ponyz™.
• Participate in the prestigious, "Ponyz Town Culling" which will develop your skills as a marksman and heartless bastard.
• Take care of your Ponyz hairstyle, by blowing the fuck out of it with automatic weaponry.
• Shop in Ponyz Town and collect everything related to agricultural warfare.
• Freely explore the Ponyz archipelago and fight against rabid mutant farm animals.
• Experience natural and intuitive game play, using the DS touchscreen feature.
• Play numerous mini-games integrated into the adventure.
• Compare your combos and exchange gun-fire with your friends via Wi Fi.

Bratz Ponyz™ is developed by NEKO Entertainment and published by The Game Factory
for Nintendo DS and is released across Europe in Summer 2007.