Sweet Ironies of Gaming

Update on our (hillarious) jokes about Pink endorsing the pink PSP:

Next week: The Myspazz boys predict the lottery and find better things to do with their time than draw cocks on things.

Exclusive look at Raw VS Smackdown 2006(7!?)

Wrestling fans around the world are gradually becoming less and less easy to please. With the numbers of spectators declining and interest being turned away from the entire sports entertainment scene, THQ have come up with a new way in which to sell their grappling based sports game for Next Gen Consoles.

That's right, exclusive from X06 we bring to you the new and improved "Ring entrances". Now literally meaning "The entry of a mans anus with a big cock", THQ say they have literally "quadrupled the number of penises of any given male wrestler to create a whole new aspect to game play". We're not sure how the newly implemented system will work, but we're literally shitting our pants with excitement.

More soon as we look at how games like Perfect Dark can be made better, by simply turning off your games console.

Downloadable content moves up a notch.

According to our sources at X06, as of tomorrow it will be possible to download Halo 2 on Xbox live arcade. This is exciting news for everyone, seeing as they purchased a whole load of credits to buy geometry wars, then realised there was nothing else they actually wanted.

To all those who didn't waste your remaining credits on Penny Arcade avatars, Halo 2 will be ready for download tomorrow for £4000.

Second update in one day!

We're on a fucking roll!

Here you can see a screen shot of Maria Sharapova from Sega's Virtua Tennis 3 by Sega.

Continuing our "moan about the graphics of next-gen games" campaign, we'd like to point out that the shadows are blocky, her hair isn't right, and her muscles seem to be folded out of cardboard.

All in all we give it a "weeping semen" out of "balls".

The state of gaming.

Here's a video of DOAX2, which isn't really a video, it's just some still screen shots with a bunch of Japanese women poncing about in front of it.

Link to a gamespot video link page because we're not professional enough to run our own videos

"This kind of nonsense is what gets people smacked in the mouth with hammers" - Some journalist yesterday.

No more coffee - full stop!

Today is a sad day my friends, for this is the day we say goodbye to our beloved instution known as the Xbox360/World Cup lounge. It appears the only thing left to remember it by, is this tree:

Above you can see the departed souls of those who once basked in the warm green glow of Microsoft branded neon lights, forever lost to the defeat of a large car park.

Or maybe we're just shit at taking photos.