The exact same thing of course!
1.
Q: What's long, hard and pink and confuses women?
A: A NEW PINK PSP OF COURSE!
2.
Q: What video games console does pop transvestite "pink" like the most?
A: A NEW PINK PSP OF COURSE!*
Come back next month/year when we re-publish all those wii jokes we read at the Gamespot forums.
*This might not be true, she probably thinks PSP is some kind of hallucinogenic pill.